What Your Shopping Style Says About You

February 19, 2025

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Let’s be honest—shopping isn’t just about buying things. It’s a whole personality trait! Whether you’re the type that haggles like your life depends on it, the one who vanishes the moment it’s time to pay, or the online window shopper who never actually buys, your shopping style reveals who you REALLY are.

So, which one are you? Let’s find out. And no, don’t lie—we know you see yourself in at least one of these! 👀

1. The “Let Me Think About It” Shopper 🧐

You will analyze a product like it’s a case study for your PhD dissertation.
You ask the vendor all the necessary (and unnecessary) questions. “Is this leather or premium leather? What’s the lifespan of the zip? Is this a good investment?”
After 45 minutes of deep contemplation, you say, “Let me think about it.” Spoiler alert: You never come back.
If this is you, we need to know: What exactly are you thinking about?

👉 What this says about you: You’re calculated, cautious, and will never fall for “Buy Now, Price Increases in 5 Minutes” scams. However, you have left a trail of emotionally damaged vendors in your wake. 😭

2. The “Impulse Buyer” 🛒💸

You came to the market for toothpaste but somehow left with shoes, a blender, three wigs, and a talking parrot.
You see “Limited Stock” or “FLASH SALE,” and your brain short-circuits. “What if I NEVER see this price again?!”
You know deep down that you don’t need it, but logic is weak, and vibes are strong.

👉 What this says about you: You’re adventurous and fun but also the reason your account balance is always fighting for its life. 💀💰

3. The “Price Haggler Extraordinaire” 💰🔥

“Ah ah! 15k for what?! I saw this same thing for 2k last week!”
You negotiate like your ancestors sent you—bargaining even when the price is CLEARLY final.
You will start at ₦5,000 for an item listed at ₦50,000, just to test the vendor’s patience.
Your final move? Walking away dramatically, hoping they call you back.

👉 What this says about you: You’re determined, strategic, and fearless. You could have been a lawyer, but you chose to humble vendors instead. 👏

4. The “Cart Filler, Never Buyer” 🛍️🚫

You have 76 items in your cart and haven’t checked out in six months.
You convince yourself you’ll buy next week. Every week.
If screenshots of “Add to Cart” could be turned into real purchases, you’d be a millionaire.

👉 What this says about you: You love the idea of shopping more than actually spending money. Commitment issues? Maybe. Smart with your finances? Definitely.

5. The “Luxury or Nothing” Shopper 👑💎

“If it’s not designer, please don’t call me.”
You believe quality over quantity—but your bank account is not on the same page.
You have champagne taste on a zobo budget, yet you still find a way.
If you’re not getting a VIP experience, you’re simply not interested.

👉 What this says about you: You have high standards and expensive taste. You’re either financially smart or one more impulse buy away from explaining yourself to your bank.

6. The “Owe-and-Buy” Shopper 🫣📉

You don’t actually buy things with your OWN money. It’s either “I’ll pay you back” or “babe, please send me 5k.”
Vendors see you and hold their breath because they know how this will end.
You have debts in three different online stores, but you still want to buy more.

👉 What this says about you: You’re resourceful, but please—settle your debts. 🙏